Blog: Pedestrian Blog

Oh the wonders of modern medicine! I stumbled across a promotional video for a wonder drug which transforms anyone who takes it into Kanye West. I decided to order a box for sampling/review purposes this is what happened... Initially skeptical about the likelihood of anything but hallucinogenics causing me to look like The Louis Vuitton Don I tentatively downed a tablet. I read up on the effects of the tablet prior which according to the drug's homepage included: Awesomeness Increased appeal The cool factor Jaws to drop Heads to turn Heightened [...]