Blog: Armagideon Time

Dr. West's Magical Revivification Formula TM ! Another fine product from the Romero Corporation, a Skeletal Family Company! (Side effects may include a shambling gait, a slight rotting aroma, and an irrational craving for the flesh of the living. Should your skin split and slough off of your wet, gleaming skull, discontinue use immediately.) Given the known limitations of the four-color printing process on cheap newsprint, perhaps photographic testimonals weren't the wisest method of marketing a skin care product, especially when the rictus-grinning models looked like they just stepped in [...]

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