Blog: dirty martini

before t'internet, there were magazines. ok there still are magazines but i now buy two per month - heat and glamour - whereas back in the day i used to get about ten. just seventeen was good for horoscopes and those little free books that taught you to be a total stalker, in a completely non-harmless way of course...'close your eyes and think of a question. stick a pencil down anywhere on the page. find the symbol you land on and the answer will be revealed....'he thinks you're too good for him'. well, durrrr. more! was of [...]