Blog: Battle of the Midwestern Housewives

Let's all agree on one thing: the pretentiousness of metal sub-genres are hilarious! I mean, we have "Viking Metal", "Neo-Classical Metal", and (*snicker*) probably the most hilarious of them all: 'avante-garde' metal (which I pretty much imagine is a mix between your favorite pastry shop and dressing up like your favorite "Dungeons and Dragons" character.) With all of these hilarious terms, 'Progressive Metal' doesn't seem so bad. Technically speaking, Protest the Hero is a [...]

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