Blog: The Next to Last Mohican

That's right folks, Will Smith is really going for the Oscar gold! He plans to star in a (completely contrived) historical epic entitled "The Last Pharaoh". Man, really can't wait for that one. I think one thing I want to do is put almost every A-lister on a boat. Specifically George Clooney, Will Smith, Jake Gyllenhall, Julia Roberts, I'm not going to bother. I'm just so tired of the countless star vehicles being whipped out nowadays. I know it's always been like this but can we at least have some star vehicles with substance? Remember that short fat dude named [...]