Blog: Swan Fungus

I wanted to hate it. Really, I did. I wanted to walk out of the theater with sunken shoulders and a look of utter disappointment stapled to my ugly face. I wanted to turn to the person next to me and ask him or her, "Why does fucking Ben Stiller suck so much!? Why are his movies unwatchable! How many fucking times can he possibly play the same god damned character without people noticing! Ben Stiller makes Will Ferrel look like the fucking Marlon Brando of his generation." Actually, that last sentence is a bit of an exaggeration. Everything [...]