
Well after years of climbing trees, walls, and on rooftops with nary a resultant broken or fractured limb, I've gone and obliterated my Bones of Steel record with what is hopefully just a sprained arm. I'm sick of telling the story already, so let's just say a Kodiak Bear sat on it. You'd think he would have gone to the effort of being slightly more spatially aware, seeing as I'd just removed that giant tick from his left haunch and all, but wild animals. What the hell do they know. To commemorate their first birthday, the brilliant [...]