Blog: Houstoned Rocks

Each Wednesday, Rocks Off arbitrarily appoints one lucky local performer or group "Artist of the Week," bestowing upon them all the fame and grandeur such a lofty title implies. Know a band or artist that isn't awful? Email their particulars to introducingliston@gmail.com . We have a general rule that we adhere regarding the classification of a band's legitimacy: A band must contain no less than three members, lest they be considered lame, and no more than five members, lest they be considered a creepy religious-rock family "collective." [...]