Blog: The Umbilical Chord

Yeah so I just voted in my first ever presidential election and it was pretty sweet. I decided against the absentee ballot so I ended up in a crowded school gymnasium with some old people giving me the stink eye, like I was trying to see who they voted for. But hey at least they had donuts and cookies, perks of the process I suppose. Point is, even though I love increasing my web traffic more than anything else in the entire world, you all can take a five minute ...