Blog: JumpTheTurnstyle

More often than not, many of the greatest contributions to human society displayed on the internet are overlooked. Pioneers of human ingenuity, many of our fellow Americans work toward that white hot spotlight by putting their bodies through a torturous array of self-mockery and deprecation so severe in blatant disregard for common sense that a trained psychiatric eye could potentially broker a publishing deal if they were allowed to treat some of these individuals. Most of the time, mainstream America pays no attention to these superstars, I'm guessing because the internet is a vast resource for tomfoolery and it's hard to congratulate one individual while thousands are waiting [...]