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If there's one thing you can be absolutely sure of, it's that Michael Jackson's "Thriller" will never, ever die, thanks to awesomely crappy early-oughts pop-punk , bad rom-coms , and silly world record attempts . So it's no surprise that rumors are now surfacing about Thriller: The Musical! The New York Post's gossip pages are reporting that the John Landis-directed video to the title track of his 1982 album – the biggest-selling in history – is to made into an all-singing, all-dancing stage spectacular. No word yet as [...]