
Douglas Martin normally blogs at Fresh Cherries from Yakima. He has never been to Yakima, but he can do the Watusi. Being the world's foremost blipster sure is a thankless job. Ever since I was given the opening quote in that infamous January 2007 feature in the New York Times about that new, cutting-edge subculture that long before had merely been known as "Afropunk" or "Tight Pants Wearin'-Ass Negroes" or whatever, my life's been a whirlwind of dust, from being a public representative of Pacific-Northwestern black kids who [...]