Blog: Swan Fungus

The Top Ten Reasons Why I'm A Good Person

Ironic that the first e-mail I opened today said (in all caps), "Go to hell you homophobic piece of shit, talking crap about Heath Ledger. You still haven't gotten over your girlfriend having a crush on him, huh? Deal with it. He's an icon now and he will be nominated and might win, so suck it!!!!" I just got off the phone with someone who called me "The nicest guy in the world, like, seriously." Why? Because I found his wallet in the middle of the street when I was walking into my apartment last night, and now I'm returning [...]
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