Blog: Houston's Most Hated

" Tempting right?? I guess it must be, but Seriously, I promise that my booty does not need your FINGER in it!!!! OMJ! Why did I go to Boondocks the other night, to get some Floss tickets to give away, and as I was talking to Dan Castillo some asswipe (literally->) behind me decides to stick his fucking finger in my arsecrack?!? Is that really how people get to act now? I didn't know this guy, obviously. I probably would've laughed if my friend did it, like when [...]

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