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What the fuck is Twilight?

For anyone with an X and Y chromosome "Twilight" is something of a mystery. When early trailers for it aired on television, I quickly dismissed the movie, knowing nothing about it, and thinking it was just like every other teen movie about some moody dude and some bookwormish girl falling in love or something. I had seen vampires in it and shrugged it off thinking "oh boy, what has Hollywood concocted this time?" It looked like "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants" mixed with "Dracula." Anyone unfamiliar with any of it would judge it simply by the sum of its parts [...]