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Michael Jackson is Not Deaf, Dumb and Blind or Dying

Dec 23, 2008, 1:38pm

Michael Jackson is Not Deaf, Dumb and Blind or Dying

After Michael Jackson was rumored to be knocking on Death's doorstep begging for mercy, reps for Jacko have poo-pooed on the notion. According to Mickey's mouthpiece the story Ian Halperin is currently spilling is "totally fabricated." His "official spokesperson" goes by the name of Dr. Tohme Tohme and I am not making that up. Dr. Tohme Tohme is adamant that Michael is healthy and planning on busting out his moonwalk again, despite Ian's report that he [...]

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Tags: Wired Music, Wired Gossip, Wired WTF, Michael-Jackson, Death, Sick, Music Notables, Celebrity Surgeries, Dr. Tohme Tohme

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