Blog: WFMU's Beware of the Blog

The year that passed was, for me, a quest, a journey atop a coal-black riding animal, under dark skies, across fields of smoldering embers. I had long prepared for my mission, watching hair metal videos on YouTube with the knowledge deep in my heart that somewhere out there there was something. Something real. Something true. Something dark. A black hole borne of an electric vortex. Alone I traveled through moonless nights with nothing but my faith and a naugahyde pouch of hard tack, fruit jerky and Claritin. As winter drew nigh and my constitution grew weak, [...]