
Oh look, there's a copy of December's Cosmopolitan magazine next to me, and it happens to be open to a page whose title screams, "45 Cosmo Girl Crises - Solved Instantly!" Yeah, right. I bet I can un solve all of those solved crises just as immediately as they were solved! This isn't technically a Friday Top Ten list, it's a Friday Forty-Five list. We'll return to our regular schedule next week. And, oh, by the way, Stephen got the riddle correct. The guy puts both condoms on his dick at once. Then He fucks [...]