
The Who liked to smash up hotel rooms. The Beatles liked to trip on acid. Mick Jagger and Jim Morrison were renown for their voracious sexual appetites. I'm lead to believe that I Am The Branch , however, likes to drink tea. That's all. No sex, no drugs, no rock n' roll because this is the most boring collection of songs ever written. Literally. Ambient music, drone experiments, pointless noise a la Metal Machine Music , hell, even John Cage 's "4'333 seems as exciting as a weekend in Vegas [...]