Blog: The Smoking Section

I'm convinced Phonte is half-human, half buffoon-sniffing coon dog. Somehow last night Tigallo stumbled onto this gem of ignorance from the immortal MC Hammer and decided to share it with his twitterlings. A few observations: 1. "She be rubbing my back, while I'm on my back"- I…don't…I mean, what? How is that anatomically possible? I'd heard rumors but I wasn't sure- can Hammer actually levitate? Is Hammer lying on top of her…back first? I flipped through every page of my pocket-sized Kama Sutra book and [...]