Blog: EAR FARM

Whatever happened to predictability ? The milk man, the paperboy, the evening TV? Or, at least the TV theme song? Not too long ago, it seemed every show on television had its own signature tune, a Pavlovian calling card to lure you towards the set and let you know that Balki was mere moments away from jumping into Cousin Larry's arms or that Boner and Mike would be up to no good as soon as Alan Thicke's crooning gave way to the situational antics. Nowadays, you're lucky to get an atmospheric soundfart to run over the abbreviated opening [...]