Blog: The Sly Oyster

You know things are shitting the bed, economically speaking, when Muzak has declared for Chapter 11 bankruptcy . This won't guarantee that your morning elevator ride will be more pleasant, only that the Kenny G-styled mixtapes will no longer give you that gentle urge to kill a coworker when the elevator becomes packed like sardines. "While no business or individual is free from the wrath of the global economic crisis," Muzak was able to "weather the storm" and continued to generate positive cash flows, he said. Muzak had revenue of $249.1 million in [...]