Blog: Allie Is Wired

Last night we got to kick the first two American Idol hopefuls to the curb. Which is a relief because this season is dreadful. Kanye and his ego danced on top of the judges table. The judges were noticeably absent. Which was too bad. Kara and Kanye could have compared groundlessly inflated egos while Simon rolled his eyes and rubbed Paula's thigh. The show started with a lip synched Jackson 5 dedication that was beyond corny. Scott MacIntyre was left without his smiley-seeing eye guy. [...]