Blog: The Panic Manual

I have a problem: I have trouble taking Russell Crowe seriously. It's not because he got in trouble for (allegedly) hitting a staff member at a hotel with a telephone, or because he has a silly rock band, or because he grows long flowing brown locks that I decry as goofy-looking but am secretly insanely jealous of. It's because of the South Park episode "The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer," where the South Park kids are watching Russell Crowe's TV show where he travels the world, randomly beating the crap out of people. Similarly, I have trouble [...]