Blog: No Rock And Roll Fun

Surprisingly, The Sun doesn't appear to have found any space to share the news that - despite what Jess Rogers reported last week , Tulisa Contostavlos doesn't have swine flu at all. There is room, though, for the latest Lily Allen attempts to parse the entire world . She's moved on to football, like some sort-of attention-seeking Adrian Chiles with lipstick: Ashley [Cole] fares little better and is accused of "soiling" football. The chart-topper seethes: "He is the worst, he disgusts me. He jumps on everything that moves. "I am [...]