Blog: 2 trombones and a crossbow

One time I traded 1 carp, 2 eels, 1 tench, 1 roach, 3 perches and 1 barbel for three pounds of minced thyme. I can't say it was the best trade I ever made, but I am no longer wiping blood from thumb, if you know what I mean. You remember those people grovelling for furniture outside the hut? I once was overtook by these fellow-creatures and spent the night on the floor of that very hut.