Blog: Our Kitchen Sink

Part-time Bengals WR, and full-time endzone dancer Chad Ochocinco is devastated to learn that his new last name has certain negative connotations in other cultures. What started as a name change to not only honor the number on his back, but to also remember the last two digits of his ATM pin and social security number, seems like a cruel twist of fate. Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, defiant to the core of anything American recently pointed out that "85ing" was very similar to "69ing", except it's done with a horse instead [...]