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Why 70's porn music was never "classic," why 80's porn music is far superior (even though it's much worse), and the disingenuous lie of the "bow-chicka-bow -wow" phrase...

Jun 22, 2009, 2:52pm WFMU's Beware of the Blog
Why 70's porn music was never "classic," why 80's porn music is far superior (even though it's much worse), and the disingenuous lie of the "bow-chicka-bow -wow" phrase... Face it: only douchebags still believe the typical music soundtracks of 1970's porn films are "classic." Although, since only a douchebag would watch enough actual pornography to allow himself (or herself) to eventually arrive at such a conclusion, perhaps that particular revelation is a moot one. Nevertheless, an example: I was recently watching yet another John Holmes "classic" mid-70's porn film (not for any unseemly reason. Let's just say...I was masturbating) and as soon as the screeching, thin, artless fake-funk soundtrack began to mask the fake shrieks and moans, I had to wince. It was like an un-orgasm [...]
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