
Happy Fourth of July, everybody. Enjoy your day. Drink safely. Don't drink and drive. And if you do, make sure you call the local police and report other drivers as drunk drivers, so as to divert police attention from you. • A day or two after running one of the most unprofessional sports columns in the history of journalism, they've published an article about all the falsehoods of Independence Day. Like, for example, how it's not actually supposed to fall on July 4th, and how the Declaration of Independence wasn't signed until it had been copied - and [...]