Blog: 2 trombones and a crossbow

When I got back to my seat, there was the strangest lady sitting in her last reek of existence. A few seconds later, *poof* she farted and disappeared into thin air. All jew girls like a tiny lattice of time to wear around their necks, or just show off to their girlfriends. In fact, more than 58% of all jew girls say that is more important to them than the bridal dress they will eventually wad up and throw in the corner. I read about one motherfucker who was pregnant with a scrape of greasy [...]