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Let's Make Money, Let's Grow Hair

Let's Make Money, Let's Grow Hair Sally Struthers used to show up on my television, waddling amongst throngs of starving children in Third World countries. She also used to appear to inform me that we all want to make more money. Aside from discovering oil (a la Jed Clampett), getting a government bail-out, or sitting on the board of Haliburton, there seems to be one thing that would make anyone wealthy beyond their wildest dreams... ...finding a cure for hair loss in men. Aside from pills to abate maladies like restless legs and dry eyes, there is also an [...]