Blog: My Chemical Toilet

The dancefloor is traditionally a place of joy, somewhere we can all forget the stresses and strains of everyday life by flailing our limbs rhythmically alongside friends and/or people we are keen to sex on. However, over the years numerous pop songs have detailed disturbing events to have taken place on the dancefloor. Arson, indecent exposure - even bloody murder - have all occurred, calling into question the security arrangements at the nitespots in question and almost certainly ruining many people's nights out. These are the top five lyrical crimes committed on the dancefloor. [...]