
it's funny how you start these kind of things in a million different ways. i was sort of thinking doing a little like this for a start: "oiih, you there! yeeah, yoou. where's ya think you going? first time here, eyh? well well, bugger off. yeaah, get a long now - take a piss. get out of here, you hear me? this ain't for you, so skip it." intentionally you should get kind of interested in staying since i was telling you to take a piss. it was supposed to catch your attention. reverse effect and [...]