Blog: The Opening Acts

Due to a scorching case of herpes, Johnny symbolically planted his seeds. Today is Johnny Appleseed's birthday, hence it's also Johnny Appleseed Day . This cat walked all over the country with a pot on his head and planted apple trees. He was a poor man and didn't like to accept charity. Some people said he didn't have a pot-to-piss-in but upon seeing Mr. Appleseed, were proven wrong. I was surprised to find two appropriate songs regarding Johnny Appleseed but after hearing Guided By Voices' "Johnny Appleseed" (it's god-awful) there [...]

• Joe Strummer And The Mescalero - Johnny Appleseed