
Seriously. How am I supposed to keep up with Tommy? He's totally wired for this. Since we've still never met I can imagine that Tommy is not completely unlike Mr. Horace Pinker up there. Slipping in and out of electrical currents and radio waves and emerging on the other side with a smile and fistfuls of flickering gifs and bizarre mp3s, as opposed to the scowl and various instruments of death wielded by Mr. Pinker of course. Never seen Wes Craven's Shocker?! Do it! It sucks! Bad jokes, bad acting, bad metal soundtrack. Perfect [...]