Blog: If There Is Hell Below...

Possibly the coolest song ever, Lee Hazlewood was one cool mother, it was effortless. Motley Crue, Carl Barat and Liam Gallagher would ebay their penises to be as cool as Lee and Hazlewood doesn't even know it, that's how he bags girls like Nancy Sinatra. I prefer Nancy to her dad, when I think of Ol' Blue Eyes I think of cockney taxi drivers "lavve a bi' of fran'kee", they don't put me off him he just always seemed like such a smug prick.