Blog: Our Kitchen Sink

Safe sex may be what's socially responsible, but that doesn't get around the fact that treating your gee williker like a prisoner at Abu Ghraib is plain ol' cruel. If you really do have to wrap it up... here's what I suggest. And even a few that are weird, even for my taste. TUXEDO CONDOM Nothing says, "I don't have the clap" like the tuxedo condom. If this came with a monocle I would definitely pretend I was the Monopoly guy while I did the Lord's work. [...]