Blog: Pedestrian Blog

In case you don't own the internet, BANGS is a Sudanese rap superstar whose track "Take U To Da Movies" is at least ten thousand different types of awesome. Seriously. You know how rappers value internal rhyming structures and cadence and flow? And you know how people who speak the English language value syntax? Bangs detests both like he detests tardiness at movie dates. I like the way you can tell Bangs is a man of the world. For example he knows what popcorn size you like (large?) and he'll pay for it as well. Bangs is [...]