Blog: Idolator

The Hills have whys. I'll assume that that you, as a loyal Idolator fan, are not a mouth-breathing dipshit who secretly wishes People used fewer words with two syllables. I'll assume you're not a dead-eyed blank slate who would refresh TMZ 200 times a day, if only the warm, relentless waterfall of drool that would result could manage to stay in your agape mouth and not drip onto your laptop's trackpad in cheerless slime puddles, rendering it useless. No, that's not you. That's not you [...]