Blog: Polaroids Of Androids

Last night I was tossing (no homo) and turning (some homo) in bed, plagued by the thought that maybe I had either.. a) Left the stove on. b) Forgotten something really important that was supposed to happen this week. I awoke in a cold sweat and remembered that we didn't have a stove. In fact, nobody had stoves. This wasn't 1958. The depression was over. We eat sushi and party all the time. I then checked my electronic iCalendar and noticed the big red circle around today's date. How could I forget?? [...]