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Jesus Christ Gets Booted from Jury Duty

Jesus Christ Gets Booted from Jury Duty Court officials say a Birmingham woman who changed her name to Jesus Christ didn't live up to it when she reported for jury duty this week. The woman, previously named Dorothy Lola Killingworth, was sent to Judge Clyde Jones's courtroom for a criminal case Monday. Court officials told The Birmingham News Tuesday that the 59-year-old was excused because she was disruptive and kept asking questions instead of answering them. Jesus Christ saves, but everyone knows that Moses is for the yutes! [...]