Blog: My Chemical Toilet

Only fourteen days into December, and here's the first post of the month. It's a gig review from November. Look, X Factor 's been on, OK? John-Scott Croly gamely went along to an all-ages show by emerging musical yoots Flamboyant Bella , where he felt like a bit of a phaedopile. I nudged my mate. "Look, that singer well fancies me," I said, pointing stageward. "Fuck off," he replied, "she's looking at me". "Yeh, whatevs blud, look at your fucking beard!"... Midway through the argument we realised we were stood [...]