
Football fans. AKA idiocy at its most idiotic. The lowest of the low. Well, the latter may be stretching it a smidgen, but as one who goes and sees his favourite team every other week (often even away from home), it's fair to say a good deal of these species are in actuality quite vomitous beings. Namely, the 'supporters' of my club, Manchester United to the rest of the globe, often chant "murderers, murderers" to a local rival over their scandalous past. They throw homophobic remarks to the same rival's (straight) star striker. And they've wished death [...]