
Well. Fuck me. One of the things I learned in school is that journalists (and I use the term loosely) are supposed to create a subjective distance between themselves and their subjects. One doesn't say, "I think," or "it seems to me." One leaves oneself out of the equation entirely. I'm going to give it to you straight, there is not a chance I'm going to be able to do that. I'll start by addressing Glossary directly. Dear Glossary, you make no-frills, unabashed rock n' roll records with just enough elements of classic pop [...]