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I may or may not have been perusing the slim picken's on E Harmony, and I may or may not have been able to decode the profiles. Every adjective used is definitely a red flag. An athletic woman? That probably means she's just a pathological liar. Voluptuous? Certainly the kind of woman who carries Ranch dressing in her purse. Here's a handy little chart for any beau looking for his blogging beauty. (via ) Related posts: The Mysteries [...]