Blog: Swan Fungus

President Evan (center), Vice President Jack (right), Speaker Of The Ho's Ken (left) "Mr. Web browser, The Presdient Of The...blog...thingy." "My fellow readers. It's hard to believe that after five years of loyal service, you all continue to elect me leader of this website. I might not have any competition, but the unanimous victories still mean a lot to me. Think about it...five years. What were you doing five years ago? Do you want to know what I was doing five years ago? I'll tell you, because this is my introductory paragraph [...]