Blog: Swan Fungus

I'm taking the weekend off because my birthday is tomorrow and I want to actually enjoy the next 24+ hours. I don't want to spend them staring at a computer screen pretending to write something witty. In fact, I'm not even going to try writing anything. I'm going to re-post a top ten list I published last year on the eve of my birthday. Feel free to wish me a happy birthday in the comments section, or at least tell me to fuck off and die if you're one of the people who reads this page even though they hate [...]