Blog: Any Major Dude With Half A Heart

So South Africa has not ruined the football World Cup by presenting unfinished stadiums, or by having the German team murdered courtesy of AK-47 wielding criminals, or by placing Ingerlund fans in the middle of a bloody race war. So now the World Cup is being ruined by a plastic horn that is exciting all sorts of otherwise perfectly sane people, as well as David Letterman (who has ruined US television for a long time now). The World Cup us being ruined at the Portugal vs North Korea game. [...]