Blog: Apes With Barrels

Kavinsky (1968-1986) Cause of Death: Car Crash Location: Outskirts of Paris Estimate Time/Date of accident: Unknown Corpse Status: Unknown Additional Information: Entry 1- 00/00/1986 Died in a car crash whilst driving his (beloved) Testarossa. Mr Kavinsky was brought into the hospital by a female supposedly called LoveFoxxx. Shortly after storing Mr Kavinsky’s body for future medical research/organ transplants, a group of Medicine Students found Mr.Kavinsky’s body missing along with his medical records. Entry 2 - 00/00/2005: Rumors have reached the Police suggesting that Mr Kavinsky has [...]