
So what did you do last Saturday? Me, I was dancing the warm night away under the stars accompanied by a DJ set from Glasgow's finest Twitch and Wilkes. Now if at this moment you're thinking 'what a massive wanker' you would (a) be correct and (b) should take some solace in the fact that ten blissfull days without phone or email means I'm currently up to my eyeballs in shit. Anyway, you may be pleased (indeed surprised) to find there is a point to all this rambling and that is that following Saturday nights [...]